Chanting, or the practice of repeatedly shouting at the top of one's lungs, is an ancient Tibetan tradition that's been misunderstood for centuries. But fear not, friends, for this guide will walk you through the most esoteric (and slightly disturbing) techniques for getting the job done.
WARNING: Do not try this at home, unless you're sure you have a good reason to lose your mind.
Here's a step-by-step guide: Screaming in the Shower, Drumming on Anything Within Earshot, and Talking to Plants.
For the truly committed, we have Whispering to Yourself and Reading Aloud to a Cat options.